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Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.
Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.
by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023
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The meaning of life

The meaning of life is a subjective question perhaps. The answer may vary from person to person to aardvark to flower.
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.

There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates

However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…
The meaning of life is.... life

Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.

If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.

Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?

Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.

Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.

Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion

Life is hard, life is oh so painful.

But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.

Without love there is nothing.

Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love

Love is all - cant you feel it?

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by sandy28 January 11, 2010
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safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.
"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."
by lance January 27, 2004
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Melting pearls on my tummy

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
by stevezoob June 9, 2012
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Mating March

Mating March is a month of March in where everyday you find someone to date and then dump them right after. On the last day you'll choose a person to stay with forever. It's your choice to either take it as 'fuck someone everyday' or 'date someone everyday.' Your choice, again.
Yo, Joe.

Yeah, what the hell do you need?

Tommorow is Mating March.

Time to rape some bitches.
by fufufck November 2, 2020
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Robloxian mating call

A Roblox player (male/female) typing "123 for bf/gf" in chat to find a partner. The Robloxian mating call is commonly heard in Boys & Girls Hangout, The Complex, Adopt and Raise a Cute Baby, etc.
My little brother, Pablo was role-playing on Roblox, and used the Robloxian mating call to find his mating partner.

pablominecraft2009: "123 for hot bf"
kittenlover1234567890: "123"
by F0R7N1T3N0SC0P3R October 29, 2019
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The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it
The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand
by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022
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