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Mauston school bathrooms

The Mauston high school bathroom are known as the phone, juul, and art lounge where people draw dicks and faces on the walls or chill on your phone because of the dumb ass cell phone policy and then all the “intellectuals” that sit in the stalls hitting their juuls or hitting the bape you know, “those guys”
Mauston school bathrooms are defined as, where we hold cult meetings

Student 1: hey are you going to play that cod mobile in the bathroom

Student 2: hell yeah remember to bring your juul
Student 1: nah sorry i got it taken away
(Ps: for reasons so i do not get in trouble and i can make this statement i do not condone vaping underage and do not promote it this is for the meme)
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Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.
-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.
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Manstinant

Staying abstinant from dating men for a long period of time.
Girl 1: Oh my god, my ex-boyfriend sucks big time..
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.
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Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."
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macsturbate

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.
Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel
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Manstruation

1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace
1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples
by wilbur smith February 14, 2013
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The manstrual cycle occurs during a man's special time of the month, when the male becomes extremely irritable and eager for intercourse. But due to his irritability, this week is the time when the most masturbation occurs.
Girfriend- What's wrong with (your name here)
Best Friend- Oh, nothing really, he's on his manstrual cycle.
Girlfriend- Oh, I guess I better lay off, and have sex with him.
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