Mateusz

The best person in the universe there is no fucking way you can hate him, in other words he is the greatest guy on earth

mateusz is great mateusz is love

by Squirrel croncker October 11, 2019

matters

n. When a person is depressed but can't quite determine why, he/she has "the matters." from "What's a matter?"

The person doesn't know "what's a matter."

What's wrong, Louis?
I don't know, I've just got the matters.

by TBea April 23, 2008

Matteis

Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.

Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.

by libbysnoot September 2, 2020

Mattheus

A dude with the biggest cock in the world. Hottest man in the world. He is atlethic af. Master at all sports. Has a high vert. Aka a fucking god

Damn Mattheus is such a fucking god

by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021

mateusz

Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.

- he’s such a mateusz

by clitisfake April 28, 2022

mateusz6768

mateusz6768 is a tech person with over 1k followers.he has a samsung galaxy y and sees how the apps performance on that Samsung.

you:try "app" on the Samsung galaxy y

Mateusz6768:ok

by floppa_tech July 18, 2022

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010