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Mathmagician

An individual who using mathmagical powers will solve vastly complex equations, and move outside of real and non-real numbers, and instead solve using arcane numbers. Mathmagicans are a naturally occurring phenomenon, coming into existence when someone successfully divides by the number zero. Commonly heard mathmagical spells are such as, abracosinga! or Alakasum!
After hours attempting to properly engineer the building the company finally called in a mathmagician to get the proportions of the building correct within the 100 trillionth decimal place
by Jovh November 30, 2010
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Matamata

(Maori for Swampland Swampland)
Sad Lonely little town in North Island, New Zealand. The only entertainment is Fights outside Broadway Burger Bar on Saturday nights when the only pub closes and smoking tweed. The biggest local club is the Matamata dole blugers club which has many members. The people are an angry lot so watch yourself but your be best to get yourself to the bus stop if you ever find your self there its up by the KFC (run boy run!!!).
Man its sucks living in Afganistan but at lest its better than Matamata.

I went to Matamata the otherday all the bitches were bare foot and pregnant and all the dudes wanted a rumble.
by Gookboy November 30, 2003
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Mathematics

The unified theorems and theories used in the analysis of order, sequence, pattern, form, space, figures, and numbers.

Algebra studies the existence and uniqueness of solution sets in equations and inequalities. Calculus, and its subset Differential Equations, further explores the properties of Algebra through use of derivatives, antiderivatives (integrals), and partial derivatives/antiderivatives.
Game Theory involves the study of outcomes in scenarios, prediction, and optimization strategies in practical applications. There's many more branches, such as signal theory and other shit, but, quite simply, nobody, yes, mathematicians, NOBODY gives a flying fuck.

Mathematics, akin to chemistry and physics, is not about making friends. You need it a hell of a lot more than it needs you.

Contrary to scholastic doctrine, the majority of Mathematics must be purposely rigged in order to actually achieve a solution. Even more padding and precautionary measures must be added in order to make the solution somewhat understandable or practical.

Mathematics varies from the concrete applicational types, such as calculus and algebra, to the overly-abstract fields, such as linear theory. It's a necessary in anything scientific, and is useful in sweeping the academic debris away from fields in which they could do serious harm, safely into liberal arts studies. While we should all be thankful for that aspect, many people, author included, still despise Mathematics for being overly complicated due to lackidaisical teaching and god-awful textbook writers.
Jeepers, I love Mathematics.
by 8====D August 12, 2004
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Mathayus

A person with this name is simply a bad ass. He is amazing, beautiful and incredibly modest. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He also has the spirit of a warrior and the heart of a poet.
There goes Mathayus the biggest bad ass that will ever exist. Mathayus is so beautiful.
by Mr.Kookydook June 10, 2018
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Everyday Mathematics

An exotic form of torture created by McGraw Hill. This system of math learning generally involves learning skills such as: typing numbers onto a calculator, realizing HomeLinks (Homework Pages) have answer keys on them, and most importantly helps your child feel like they understand what they are learning, possibly due to the fact that is because the course teaches one concept over 5 years. Generally when students move on to Algebra, they begin to realize the meaning of Everyday Mathematics. Useless crap.
See algebra. Student: Did you understand how to do the HomeLinks last night?
StudentB: No, I just looked at the key.
Student: Wh...at?! But I was looking in the Everyday Mathematics SRI that she tells us to use!
StudentB: You're an idiot.
by renco_miniac August 27, 2010
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Mathmagician

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no mathmagician, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

-Dave (no mathmagician)
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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Mathmatard

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.
"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."
by Rebecca Ash-Murray June 4, 2009
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