MARMITE HIGHWAY

Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo

'John travels the marmite highway'

by NOTHUMBS September 19, 2008

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

marmite

Highly concentrated bodily fluid found between the cheeks of your arse. Collected by duvet goblins in the night and stored in jars and sold internationally as 'the growing up spread'. My mum made me eat it.

The slack trousered plumber bent hard over to shut the stop cock and the room was filled with the pungent aroma of his marmite.

by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003

Marite

Marite

Girls name, the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with. She is the bomb super outgoing and crazy! You will never have a bad time with her around! Marite is also a party girl and can drink like crazy so if you cant hang dont try her! She will out drink anyone! She's very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million! Once you memorize her name you'll never forget it! There is only One Marite! She's an amazing friend!

oh my god! she's so hot.

You hooked up with Marite? Your the luckiest guy alive!

I want to Smash Marite!

Who's Marite? What? Google her that bitch is famous!

by BLABJHEHKNWJ August 13, 2010

Marites

1. One who obsesses over boy bands, like to make nightly call to who knows where with who knows what. Loves Sprinkles cupcakes with a side of Pinkberry, a girl who wants to be one of those people, like the Jonas Brothers or Demi Lovato

Dude, if another Marites sends me a love letter, I think I'll die -Jonas brothers

by mmkff January 23, 2009

marmite

clearly defied in ealier postings...

However it must be added that as an alternative to the traditional recipie:

1 part bread (cooked till golden Brown)
1 part butter (spread quickly so as to melt nicely)
1 part Marmite (spread to taste)


is the slightly more refinded:

1 part Jacobs water cracker
1 part Marmite
garnished with thinly sliced cucumber

Try it... heavenly...

- Would you like some Marmite and cucumber on crackers?
- Fuck yeah! Christmas has come early!

by KazzieP May 22, 2005

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004