Mander

The act of taking up ice time and or skating with other teams except for you own.

Matt- "that kid had been skating with all the younger teams and doesn't pay for any of the ice time"

Bill- "yeah he's such a Mander"

by Mike1233 August 1, 2012

manswer

A very manly answer.

Willy answered it like a man. The question was manswered.

by stephen September 27, 2005

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

Mangerbating

Angrily masturbating, masturbating while angry

Noun: mangurbation

Last night I was mangerbating

by Mish da bish May 9, 2014

manper

man pamper session - when a man treats himself to beauty treatment or similar

just going for my manper session before lunch with the lads

by H5RMJ December 28, 2015

Manperbole

Everyday male exaggeration; like hyperbole but less imaginative, interesting and outlandish.

Manperbole:
A woman looked at you in a bar becomes; "man, she was all over me."
"Really? Are you sure that's not manperbole?"

You caught a fish becomes the manperbolic; "man, I caught two fish."

by WatfordDave June 2, 2018

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021