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The 4 very young, very millenial, very perfectly deliberately facial haired and Manscaped NFL Coaches: Sean McVay, Kliff Kingsbury, Kyle Shanahan, and Matt LaFleur.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Each of them, at ALL times, look like they are the living embodiment of the audience target of a Manscaped ad AND Manscaped models.
Colin: Hey, how come Kyle Shanahan always looks like he is cool about being late to his girlfriend's grandmother's birthday party?
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
Sophie: He is in the Manscaped 4, they try REALLY hard to look like that. You think it is a mistake Kliff Kingsbury always looks like he is about to buy me a negroni.
Colin: So right, good call. Is that why Sean McVay looks like he is trying to look like he DIDN'T just do 13 pushups to pump himself up for the camera?
Sophie: Exactly. The Manscaped 4 always knows what they are doing.
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