Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010

Mandover

A man or boy who bends over for their father in order to give them anal sex. The father is usually a widower and has no other way of getting any action.

Did you know Andrew was a mandover?

Ya he bends over for his dad all the time.

by D Baggins November 17, 2009

manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.

Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd

by Naples pap December 29, 2007

mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.

Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.

by bkbroiler December 30, 2004

keshav mander

Keshav has to be the gayest man you'll ever meet, he's usually Punjabi so he has long hair, a turban or a bun. He always says he'll cut his hair but never does. He loves to fuck his brothers and cousins, but you can't blame him he's forced to do it. He has the tiniest dick and will never get laid by a woman. He drinks cum cause he thinks it'll make him look better, but it never works he gets bullied by all his peers and can only make them shut up by sucking them off. Keshav is the fuckiest guy you'll ever meet. If your a girl and you meet Keshav RUN he'll prolly try to rape you. BE SAFE.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT KESHAV MANDER
Girl 2: RUN!

by Neaku_RidesDick24/7 July 22, 2019

manderoos

Any style of male underwear.

Jimmy really likes the polka dot design on his pair of manderoos.

by whiskey tango foxtrot September 30, 2006

manderstand

A Man OR Woman's comprehension of an idea, topic, concept, emotion, object, thought, opinion or any other abstraction, generally from the MALE viewpoint.

The ability to sympathize with and/or accept another person's perspective without truly understanding it.

The term Manderstand was developed over a conversation about men and women being able to truly communicate and understand each other... the best we are able to anyway.

A man can Manderstand why a woman asks if she looks fat in those jeans... but cannot truly understand the emotional implications of the question.

I manderstand how much you like beer and football, even though I'm not into it.

I completely manderstand why you want me to go to Walmart at 3am for chocolate ice cream and wine coolers.

I manderstand that you are feeling insecure, but I do not understand why or how, because you are so beautiful.

I manderstand the fight you had with your best friend even though I think it's silly.

by BardESS Amethyst October 31, 2013