Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

Macaroon

A really sweet person in your life that you love a lot

"I love Chris so much, he's my macaroon "

by Mvarmylove August 30, 2017

Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.

Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease

by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018

maroon

A fuckwit, elmore or jackweed. Doesn't rise to the level of moron because that is spelled correctly.

The maroons who ran Enron really elmored the company up.

by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007

McRooney

An untamable eyebrow hair.

That guy needs to pluck his McRooney.

by Hbpam January 2, 2014

Macronrhizyvac

When one makes a new word with empty meaning, for extra credit, or lack of another word

Sarah: did you hear about the macronrhizyvac Dominic made?

Ella: no

Sarah: he’s totally trying to get it to catch on

by Cecil_Jackson June 9, 2018

Macoroni Water

someone who's actually Dog water In a Game

UR MACORONI WATER DOG WATER COCK WATER

by UR DOG WATER March 5, 2021