mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery October 20, 2007

MACH TEN

Mach Ten is a textbook case of getting fucked up. When you take that one bong rip off the 3 newly packed marijuana bowl and you start to cough and your friends ask if you feel it yet you can reply "dude, im MACH TEN" ....

kid1: "here dude you light up this joint"
kid2: ::lights up joint::
kid1: "puff, puff, pass that shit nigga!"
kid2: ::still inhaling::
.....
kid2: ::passes joint::
kid1: ::hits joint::
kid2: "dude,you rolled one fatass joint... im feeling MACH TEN from just one hit"

by J B J June 6, 2004

mach 3

when you grab shit out of your boyfriends ass and pull his shit out you must make sure you scrape the sides for all the excess shit. Generously apply to the five o clock shadow and shave away! This is your standard shit shaving cream which means the shit is a log and not soft.

My bofriend was sucking me off when his scruffy face started to chafe on my balls we decided to give him a mach 3 to eliminate the irratation.

by Bryce Shore November 17, 2006

Mach 10

The act of performing fellatio at an incredable speed

"Oh man, I looked through the window, and you were going mach 10!"

by The People of Port Hope April 20, 2005

mach chicken

3725.95 mph, the speed at which a human hand will cook a chicken in one slap

I was liek basically going mach chicken.

by b1nk3r August 8, 2021

mach rating

a rating system, which determines ur closeness to perfection of selfless and selfish balance. The ratings range from 0 to 4. The closest person at the moment to achieving this perfection is currently Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddesswho is currently at mach 3.9991347592.

"give me all ur worldly possesions"
"No!"
"fuck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there"
"shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!...but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!"
*goes off and cries.

by Staaaaaani June 19, 2004

Mach 5

The high you get from mixing marijuana and K2 (A legal herb that you can smoke to get a different high than marijuana).

Dude me and Mike went Mach 5 yesterday. It was intense!

by L0ckh34rt September 16, 2010