Mace Pvp

The most annoyed pvp style in all of minecraft, right behind crystal

What do you main
Mace pvp
Dont talk to me again

by LT1 mace pvp'er March 17, 2025

Dirty Mace

Swirling a used condom around one's head in the style of a medievil mace before releasing it in the direction of the target

This knight was coming at me with his mace, so i wipped out my johnny and gave him my dirty mace

by Eddy The Hero August 17, 2008

croch mace

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

by chop schopp November 13, 2009

Doing a Mace

Announcing that you intend to do something but then pull out at the last minute much to the annoyance of everyone involved.

Person 1: Hey, would you like to move in with me?
Person 2: Of course.

Day before moving in-
Person 2: Oh I can't move in, i'm a complete bastard.
Person 1: 'Doing a Mace' I see, no more being alive for you!
(Person 2 is beating to death with a hammer as Person 1 is very annoyed)

by iamnotmark! May 27, 2010

hippie mace

a flashlight shined directly into an unsuspecting hippie's eyes. worst on trails at night.

"Dude, turn off that hippie mace!"

by 2day September 23, 2005

OP MACE

OP Mace is a secluded Observation Post near the Pakistan Border in the northern Kunar Province of Afghanistan. At one time, there was just one platoon of soldiers there that pulled bull shit 6 hours on and 6 hours off guard with 5 hour details on their off time and never got any sleep. A majority of the time they filled hesco's with pick axes and shovels because of this one douchebag NCO. At a later date the prophecy fulfilled itself and another platoon came to the mountain top to help with the massive details and fill hescos on the side of a mountain that fell over time and time again because of a dirty ginger who had no common sense. And another time the hescos fell over again on Thanksgiving of 09 and the soldiers could not enjoy the holiday until these hescos were filled once again so the douchebag NCO cound suck the dicks of the higher ups coming to say hello.

Douchebag: "OP MACE shall be a fortress when you look at it from the LZ!!!"

Ginger: "I'm going to put these shit cans in the hescos so it fills it more"

Smart Ass: "Boy, I sure do miss OP MACE"

by rodlikestoparty June 4, 2011

Muddy Mace

A tube sock that has been defecated in and dampened in order to be used as a melee weapon.

"Oh damn, that bitch just got smacked with a muddy mace!"

by thesmack December 17, 2008