MER

a way of life; everything and anything at anytime. Can be used as a noun,verb,adj, pronoun. originated from the word "merher" see more for details.

"I am mercute" or "i am mer today"(can know meaning by noting facial expression during the course of saying the word)

by merTDP November 8, 2007

Mer Slerm

Mer slerm is someone you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot to you.

Ronnie is mer slerm!

by I mean i guess... November 17, 2020

Mer

another name for man, derived from a kid who trandformed the word "man" to "mer"

Yo what up mer

by Avid Duspitz May 16, 2004

g*mer

How r/BanVideoGames says gamer

(Remember, it's actually satire.)

Stop being a nazi g*mer!

-Barbara sent from Microsoft 2000

by MiroslavRD August 1, 2020

mer

a saying used to confuse boyfriends. Said when the girlfriend has nothing else to say and hopes the boy will be at a loss for words.

Kevin: so how are things?
Petra: mer.
Kevin *I have no idea what the hell she means*

by oddellaphant32 October 11, 2011

Mer Popo

Noun. These are the guys (read: popo) that will come after you if you try (and hopefully succeed in) fucking a mermaid. If caught, you'll be sent to Mer Popo Jail-- there's no place worse on earth/under the sea.

T-Pain wants us to believe him when he says he fucked a mermaid; we don't need his word, the mugshot taken by the Mer Popo says it all.

by Queen Tut January 5, 2011

mer-goat

The cross between a merman and a goat. Mer-goats were bread for Circus Acts. However, the two entities combined created an insanely high energy "animal", if you will. Now no one can catch the fuckers!!! They run like a mexican from the police! Moving on- This particular breed can live in the water and on land, making it one hell of a mission to try and find. If you see Krystle then most likely a mer-goat is close by. The two have been inseperable since the days of wizards and trailer parks.

Wanna go with my uncle to hunt for Mer-goats this summer? We will bring a 12 gauge!

by skeet:skeet March 24, 2007