human lullaby

Someone so boring, so uninteresting, so powerfully dull that you find yourself suppressing the urge to yawn before they've even finished telling you their name.

"My date with Kelly from marketing? You mean, Kelly, the "human lullaby?" Let's put it this way--had I ordered the soup instead of the salad appetizer last night, there's a good chance I could have nodded off and drowned in my lobster bisque, she was so fucking boring."

by esme gregson January 16, 2008

Detroit lullaby

The sound of police or fire sirens.

Amanda: "Did you hear all those sirens last night? They kept me up at 4am"

Betty: "Naw, I slept right through them; its a Detroit lullaby"

by Alice D. July 8, 2009

clitoral lullaby

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.

Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.

by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 20, 2017

Dirty Lula

The act in which a female asserts her dominance over an older male at a festival by throwing her poo at him like a wild monkey and wrestling to the floor mid rave

Wow did you see that dirty Lula back there what a stinky twat

by STINKYTWAT0161 April 13, 2020

luleelurah

A vehicle in which to go da tuu.

We're going da tuu in a luleelurah

by aflacflaclfalc May 20, 2006

Lulla

The last name of an almost extinct Italian family. This family is known for its amazingly good looking women and even better looking men. To be loved by a Lulla is to be Loved by a god.

Jane got herself a Lulla, she is set for life.

by TheItalainStallion March 14, 2009

lulgasm

Lulgasm: Luling, laughing, lawling, loling, etc, so hard you have a big explosion of said actions, or other bodily fluids. d

Bill: Do you know Fred from China?
Me: No.
Bill: He gives everyone such massive lulgasms.

by Abitdorky July 23, 2009