shit loon

A person who constantly does dumb shit. Someone with a completely obvious lack of common sense whose actions constantly prove this. Somebody that could fuck up a wet dream.

person 1: Did you hear that Keith is marrying someone who is only with him for the money
person 2: Yeah, he even told me that she only wants him for his cash
person 1: He's still gonna marry her even though he knows? What a shit loon.

by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

Lumber loon

Slang for a gay couple

Did you hear that Alex and John are a lumber loon now

by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021

Lumbar loon

A pish in a popular mobile game called clash royale. Normally used by a gay human who will clearly never feel the touch of a human( your uncle doesn't count) . He most likely still lives in his mothers basement, and will remain there till the end of his days

Gary: Hey tom i crushed u with thaf lumbar loon push haha, u suck

Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock

by Helpmyunclehasjustlockedroom June 21, 2021

loon leader

the crazy person of all crazy people; captain crazy

my uncle sam is the ultimate loon leader

by Pink_Faerie June 22, 2004

lib loon

liberals who believe in the absence of any evidence

This lib loon believes Dr Ford who has not one shred of evidence.

This lib loon believes whatever their lib leader believes with no objective evidence

by libloon October 4, 2018

crazy loon

'crazy' obsessed & possessive over her boyfriend.
Will "kick your ass" if you even breath near him.
Her boyfriend is the average cheater or manwhore.
Not a normal boyfriend.

She is a crazy loon she said I can't even talk to her boyfriend.

by I know manwhores August 7, 2006

cunt-a-loon

A person with poor hygiene, lacking intelligence, and in general a real jack ass. They are not liked by any one and are highly obnoxious.

What a cunt-a-loon

Dude that guy behind you is a cunt-a-loon

by M Clay March 28, 2011