shit loon

A person who constantly does dumb shit. Someone with a completely obvious lack of common sense whose actions constantly prove this. Somebody that could fuck up a wet dream.
person 1: Did you hear that Keith is marrying someone who is only with him for the money
person 2: Yeah, he even told me that she only wants him for his cash
person 1: He's still gonna marry her even though he knows? What a shit loon.
by KickdinthaBag October 06, 2010
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Lumbar loon

A pish in a popular mobile game called clash royale. Normally used by a gay human who will clearly never feel the touch of a human( your uncle doesn't count) . He most likely still lives in his mothers basement, and will remain there till the end of his days
Gary: Hey tom i crushed u with thaf lumbar loon push haha, u suck

Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock
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Lumber loon

Did you hear that Alex and John are a lumber loon now
by Clickclacker13944 December 10, 2021
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loon leader

my uncle sam is the ultimate loon leader
by Pink_Faerie June 22, 2004
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lib loon

liberals who believe in the absence of any evidence
This lib loon believes Dr Ford who has not one shred of evidence.

This lib loon believes whatever their lib leader believes with no objective evidence
by libloon October 04, 2018
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crazy loon

'crazy' obsessed & possessive over her boyfriend.
Will "kick your ass" if you even breath near him.
Her boyfriend is the average cheater or manwhore.
Not a normal boyfriend.
She is a crazy loon she said I can't even talk to her boyfriend.
by I know manwhores August 08, 2006
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cunt-a-loon

A person with poor hygiene, lacking intelligence, and in general a real jack ass. They are not liked by any one and are highly obnoxious.
What a cunt-a-loon

Dude that guy behind you is a cunt-a-loon
by M Clay March 12, 2011
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