Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

cheek lifting

The act of lifting your butt cheeks up to relieve flatulence.

Cheek lifting is so very in vogue.

by lifter on November 12, 2015

Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

Loftin

The act of riding a unicycle without a seat.

"did you go to the Macy's Gay Day Parade?"

"Yes, they had several Loftinists there"

"It was my first time seeing a Loftin, it was amazing."

by FischerBoom April 28, 2010

LOFing

LOFing is a gaming term used to describe a combat strategy that involves the use of a Large Organised Force (LOF).

The term originated in the Mortal Online IRC channel as Beta applicants decided that a new term needed to be invented, to describe an attack force - that was equal in size to that of a Zerg, but did not lack the organisation that is associated with Zerging.

The term was first suggested by Sampzky on June 4th 2009.

Player 1: How is the assault on the enemy keep going?
Player 2: We're LOFing the crap out of them.
Player 1: Nice one, keep it up.

by Sampzky June 4, 2009

lifting bar elf

抬杠的精灵，简称杠精
Descibe someone who has something wrong in her brain.

U r such a lifting bar elf.
你他妈真是个杠精

by Zoeyzy February 12, 2019