Ash-O-Lantern

An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.

A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.

They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.

Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?

Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...

Boy: Hey guys!

(gets ignored)

Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..

Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)

by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010

The Green Lantern

The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.

Chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.

by kinky sabor January 23, 2011

Lantz

Someone who you would be honored to have as a friend.
Loyal, brave, smart, caring, strong, handsome, and all around one of the best type of person to say is your friend.

Lantz will always be there to protect me from harm and is so caring of people he finds important.

by Neolani October 21, 2011

mega loaft

When something takes an insanely long time to do something or just pushes it off or procrastinates until they have to do it.
mega loafter, mega loafting

I have a biology lab to do....but im mega loafting by being on facebook.........lame

by megaloafter September 11, 2009

premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

loan shark

Pawn broker or a bookie that has no morals and would cut your ass quickly if you default on a loan.

If you need ends (money), go see JZ on 28th. He'll hook you up but your ass is his collateral.

by shinobus July 21, 2004

small loan

A loan of $1,000,000, typically from one's father.

I started out with a small loan of one million dollars.

by Doot pot April 22, 2016