Limpdicked

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

by RealNerd May 20, 2014

limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

Limp dick pussy faggot

A weak man with a limp dick

Chuck is such a limp dick pussy faggot.

by Yacobinmugatu October 26, 2018

Limp Dick Hippy Queer

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.

Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'

by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018

lil limp dick

usually someone with attributes of being a vagina/pussy and backing down like a lil bitch... or has very small penis with erectile disfunction as well.

yo bitch yous a lil limp dick ass nikkuh the way you was actin up in that bitch ho!

by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010

Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

Limpdiculous

Golf putt that is hit so weakly its like the golf ball is hit with a limp noodle.

That limpdiculous putt was hit so weak and short it had a zero chance of getting near the hole!

by U da Man! February 18, 2023