liabitual

Someone who will lie , just to lie, and use their lie to make another person look to be in the wrong. Someone who will knowingly tell lies about another, to make others not trust them. A person who lies to make themselves look better. Someone who will never admit they were wrong.

We all thought you were the thief, until we caught that liabitual in the act of lying about us

by Captain Jizzzam June 14, 2024

Liability Ghost

A person who stays fully engaged in the relationship until a financial signature is required — then they fade out, delay, or create emotional fog. They want the emotional benefits of partnership without ever being tied to the financial responsibilities that make stability real.

She talked about building a future together, but every time you mentioned a joint loan or mortgage, she pulled back or stalled. That’s Liability Ghost — emotionally present, financially absent.

by Briton Phillip March 22, 2026

liability

The nickname given to your girlfriend when she wants you chatting with her all the time, even though your parents akcually limit your screen time for smartphone

Man, ever since I started dating her, I can't get anything done! She's my liability because she always wants to chat, even with my parents limiting my screen time on my phone!

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025

Splash Liability

Splash liability is a fall from the Tik Tok song when befuckled by skin surgery

Boom!Splash.Splash.One.Two.Ready and splash
Google security watching me:Hey I don’t see Splash Liability protections.Please stay down phoning from the moon rock!”

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Most Liable Asset (MLA)

One who is value-less in a relationship but liable for all losses.

Gigi : Quick gun murugan is Most Liable Asset (MLA)😅.
Legend: Oh! So you are saying that he has Negative-Worth💰.

by Umgaoda July 26, 2022

tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

Line of Liability

The hospital’s invisible line outside the main lobby doors where they wheel their patients to after they are discharged. Utterly nervous that the discharged patient will slip and fall before they exit the hospital, a collective sigh of relief by the hospital lawyers after the patient has been wheeled to the line of liability, steps out of the wheelchair, and walks away.

The hospital staff gingerly helped the discharged patient exit out of the wheelchair and take a step over the Line of Liability. The patient could have collapsed after that and crawled to their car, but it wouldn’t matter; they had crossed the Line of Liability.

by Grant Rampus March 8, 2022