Lawlocaust

Shit that's so funny, people die.

Loser:
Crazy fucking shitballs! The hooker I meet on Craigslist was a trannie and I think I got mono.

Non-loser friend:
::Lawlocaust::

Hah. You fucking dork. That's what you get for using craigslist.

by ubersp00k September 28, 2008

LALOOSH

An omnipresent word with many meanings. Can be used in any sentence to describe any thing, place, or person. When used to describe a person it is usually in a derogatory manner. Used any other way it can mean just about anything you want. The term originated on Facebook from Jay Laloosh Dugan and was spread by his many followers of LALOOSH.
LALOOSH is always used in all capital letters with the one exception of when it is used as your middle name as all followers of LALOOSH must do.

John Rat Rathsam is the ultimate LALOOSH!

Man does he smell like LALOOSH.

The pizza was so hot I LALOOSHED the roof of my mouth.

I fell down and broke my LALOOSH.

by Chuck Jager April 28, 2010

Laylani

Laylani’s are the smartest and most beautiful girls you’d ever meet. They always seem to line Harry Potter, Stranger things, and LOVE Ariana Grande. Be happy to have one in your life. Don’t lose them.

Laylani’s are compatible with;
Cancer, cancer, and cancer. 🥺

Laylani is a beautiful angel from above.

by Uhm skid girl April 14, 2020

Laloshippin'

To bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by selling defective watches. Named after Eyal Lalo, CEO of Invicta watches, a notoriously cheap watch brand.

I ordered a watch on the web, and they screwed me, Laloshippin' me a crap watch with the hands falling off.

by harveydollars April 26, 2011

Lalo'd

The act of being done

Guy 1: I dropped my ice cream!
Guy 2: you lalo'd

by Heissofine July 18, 2019

Layla

A strong independent girl who is beautiful. Brown hair and brown eyes. She is funny and is enjoyed by her friends. She loves to go out and party but still has the time to stay home and spend time with her family and studies. She is sporty and enjoys to go outdoors. She is often sarcastic but is always kind .

Omg is that Layla she is so pretty

I wanna party like Layla

Damn Layla is my dream girl

by #2345 October 22, 2019

Layla Kayleigh

Former hostess for G4TV's "Attack of the Show"'s news tidbit, "The Feed".

And I mean exactly what I say when I mention her as a FORMER hostess. She's left G4TV and is moving on...

Yes, I cried too.

ALSO, one of the most beautiful women to have ever lived in my opinion. Seriously, I don't think many female celebrities even compare. She is THAT beautiful.

In loving memory...

Everyone will miss Layla Kayleigh...

by Mr. Never Forgets April 11, 2009