lagoon creature

Someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the fuck she is doing.

Dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck

by Nig Rig December 12, 2009

Larmony

A guy who has a bunch of opportunities up his sleeve. A guy who lives in land of opportunity. He breathes opportunities.

Guy: hey do you know Larmony?
Girl: oh yeah! That dude has so much great opportunities to give.

by Monfi April 20, 2017

Angry Larson

An Angry Larson is when you come home wasted and forcefully fuck your brother in the asshole.

Man, he was trashed last night that he when home and angry larsoned his brother/

by caramelchocolate69 December 1, 2010

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

Mr Larson

A bald bitch

He is bald, he is mr Larson

by WhoMans69 December 16, 2019

Bob Larson

The go-to person if you're violently attacked by nasty demons.

I went to Bob Larson's school of exorcism and now I can chase those damns devils on Skype!
Take the free Bob Larson demon test® to see if your troubled soul is possessed.

by CheGueVerra August 8, 2020

Larson

A rare name that usually symbolizes males that have extreme amounts of Swag.

Julie: So, Rachel did you hook up with anyone last night at the party?
Rachel: YES! There was this boy named Larson who was so HAWT omg you need to see him!! <3

by Jew Momma June 21, 2011