Laminated

Drunk.
So much so that you appear shiny and two-dimensional. Usually because you are covered in saliva/beer/puke and are are on the floor.

Let me tell you pal, I got absolutely laminated last night!

by drjozard February 8, 2010

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa-Numa kid? He's so lametastic.

by Freaq April 14, 2006

Lamentably

Unfortunately, regret.

Frank: how was that date last night?

Jonny: well i was banging her and lamentably she said "oh i dont swallow!"

Frank: dang time to dump that dirty ho.

by GoodCDNKid June 25, 2005

lametastic

a cross between lame and fantastic. When something is so lame it actually becomes fantastic(or awesome) in the process.

Green had on spongebob square pants briefs and it was lametastic.

by claire swanson April 24, 2008

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.

lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.

by whippey August 2, 2008

lametarded

Something so horrificly uncool you need to use two words to describe it.

Spunkee thinks making definitions for your name on urban dictionary is lametarded.

by bahrfight November 5, 2010

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.

Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012