Kryptonite

Intellectually powerful enough and attractive enough to seduce the strongest willed Playas, Pimps, Macks,Daddies,Hubbies, and Champions.

Man she's got that Kryptonite!

Aww man I swear this Man has got some Kryptonite!

by Buttafly G. September 30, 2010

kyrptochronicunalight

extra strong weed; will have you sittin on the stove for three hours staring at the fridgedator; but beware, may cause you to eat all your baby's cereal and clean shit that don't need cleanin; insurgents may come in yo house and steal the cocoa puffs off top of the fridgedator

"Everytime it smell like pinecones daddy be trippin off some kyrptochronicunalight!"

by katjones September 17, 2007

black kryptonite

Wild irish rose mixed with red bull, monster, and coca-cola. CHEAPEST DRUNK EVER. and you'll be FUCKED UP!!! As good a high as weed. Kind of a cheap ass yaeger bomb. Taste good too!!!

Created by three fucked up UNCG students

I'm fucked up on black kryptonite right now!

by John Lynch January 22, 2006

arabian kryptonite

Soap especially. Also other types of personal hygiene products.

You there, pass me the Irish Spring arabian kryptonite on a rope.

by kocknballs May 25, 2006

Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

by A1bimmer May 11, 2023

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015

Kryptic

Daddy sexy hot nigga

Damn look at Alexis so sexy hot nigga (kryptic)

by tjay_ July 28, 2020