kristy delauder

Known noodle thief.

Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.

by kuhmeelyun April 7, 2017

Kristy and Jorge

True love, once in a lifetime love, sexy couple, will make it threw anything power couple ask anyone

Wish I could be like Kristy and Jorge!

by anonymous November 6, 2023

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

dirty kristy

When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.

That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!

by Theawsomechick308 June 7, 2019

Dirty Kristy

When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.

Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.

by Big Dean G June 16, 2020

hank and kristy

Meant to be.....

Those guys are so Hank and Kristy

by Nostradamus December 28, 2014

Dirty Kristy

Closet Cougar who prays on young men!

Had a Dirty Kristy last nite

by Superkricky66 October 13, 2021