Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.

Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.

Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.

by 'bridge November 23, 2010

bite-kissed

To kiss someone hard when first making up after a doozy of a fight. Includes biting of the lips just hard enough to establish that you mean business. You bite kiss your lover to show that you want the fight to end but you're still a little mad

Bite kissing heralds imminent make up sex

After fighting for a week, we went out for a drink to talk and make up and he bite-kissed me hard

by MMwah May 25, 2017

kissed all four cheeks

To go out of the way to suck up and curry favor with another person, especially to get something you want.

The salesman kissed all four cheeks to get us to buy that television.

by ted5 November 3, 2007

kissed

the action of communicating to someone face-to-face about your deepest thoughts and emotional feelings

Have you kissed a girl yet?
Well, I've kissed my mom before

by AKA_Gatekeeper November 3, 2007

i kissed a girl

.... and i liked it.

i kissed a girl and i liked it. the taste of her cherry chap stick.

by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

kissed me in australia

A girl was eaten out. Australia=down under, kisses down under, associated with oral sex on a female. Can easily changr tense, "kisses in australia", "kissed in australia", ect.

"Yeah, he kissed me in australia last night!"
"WHAT? you went to australia?"
"Wh- no, I mean, down under, he, kissed me down under..."
"Oooo..."
"You are such an idiot."

by ilikenapsandyou November 17, 2013

Frump Kissed

A homosexual sex position. Where two men have sex with another man at the same time.

Max: "Man I got so drunk last night, I got frump kissed by Jose and Eduardo".
Steven: "Wow, well I hope you stretched, ha"
Max: "Honestly, never had a better night in my life.

by apples1230555 August 16, 2018