no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :

Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"

by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] February 20, 2007

I am being kidding

It's an alternative to "JK" or "Just Kidding" or "Just Playin"

Nate: "Hey what's up?"
Josh: "Shut up, I hate you!!"
Nate: :(
Josh: "Dude calm down, I am being kidding"

by bradanter96 January 20, 2011

are you flipping kidding me

another way of saying are you fucking kidding me

Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?

by queenkayswife January 30, 2017

You're kidding my ass cheeks

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

by Dondo March 18, 2020

"Just kidding!"

What stupid chicks now-a-days use in place of 'nevermind'

A."Where did I put my cellphone?"
B."In your hand."
A."Just kidding!"

by Moogle July 22, 2008

kidding face

A face you make, after you make a sarcastic comment, to show others that you are just kidding.

Girl: I'm sick. Can you make me some chicken soup?
Guy: Fuck no! *kidding face*
Girl: Hehe, you're so cute and funny and sexy and hot and I wanna do you right now so bad! omgwtfbbq!

by Bryan Ward November 22, 2006

Kidding

The act of mowing down small children with ones car. (verb)

School enrollment dropped after Mr. Jones went kidding through the playground.

by Knightfox9 January 26, 2012