Kerfuffle

A male who eats ass and then spits it in to a mug.then he eats your sisters uncles dogs sheep’s toe and then fucks you in the butt with the toe.

I kerfuffled your daughter.

by Dogballs76 October 12, 2019

flap kerfuffle

When a vagina is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. This renders the vagina a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.

David: Did you have sex with Sarah the other night?

Nigel: Yes I did, it was classic. She'd just broken up with her 6ft 5'' african american boyfriend.

David: Wow.

Nigel: Yeah, her vagina was a complete flap kerfuffle.

by rogercrisps February 7, 2014

Kerfufflinks

Links that hold together the sausages present in the trumpet section. Do not ask why these sausages need to be held together.

The kerfufflinks held the two trumpets together so that they could not come apart.

by The Dude of Wellington December 30, 2012

Kerfluffle

The act of holding in a laugh and it escaping through the nose usually making the sound of a motorboat starting or an old Chevrolet car. It's very painful and it isn't an 'on-command' type of thing.

Friend: u r m o m
Me: I- *k e r f l u f f l e*
Other friend: *begins to kerfluffle with me*

by T o e z October 7, 2019

kerfluffed

confused in an air head way.

Jan was kerfluffed. She couldn't decide which weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of marbles.

Like, I'm totally kerfluffed.

by Foooeee June 17, 2007

kerfluffle

a mistake; something that wasn't planned to happen

yesterday at work, i filed the wrong papers. that was a big kerfluffle.

by a.panda May 9, 2006

Kerfuffle

A very very rare sighting of a beaver like animal with a mullet...it was seen in the back woods in southern kentucky...it had very large buck teeth and the people were not sure if it was a hillbilly that had moved into the wild or a very large beaver with a mullet.

Gosh dangit Cletus did u done jush saw that there massive beaverish lookin animal...i thinked it musta have tha same hair cut as myself...and much like the teeth i got in my perty lookin mouth.

by Andrew July 20, 2003