Keister Bunny

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018

Keister Logan Richardson IV

Is a rare 4 way hybrid of god ,a gay man ,a simp, and mike trout

Y’all see that keister Logan Richardson IV take Bridget to town.

by Big esko April 29, 2020

Keister Feaster

Someone who constantly fantasizes about giving and receiving oral to anal stimulation.

Given that your girlfriend always talks about eating ass, I bet she's a real Keister Feaster.

by Satan's Sphinxter October 18, 2020

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Kristerd

Too be lazy, unproductive and or useless. To float through life with minimal acquired skills, despite vast knowledge of sports.

I'm feeling awfully kristerd today.

I can't see anything getting done today, I'm feeling pretty kristerd.

by Bathtub12 April 20, 2023

keister

My sister

Hey keister hows it going

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

Keistermaxxing

Keistermaxxing is the art of increasing the volumetric capacity of your rectum by progressively keistering objects with larger and larger volumes.

Person 1: Yo bro, I heard you set a new keister pr yesterday. 1.4 gallons, not bad.

Person 2: Yeah, I have only been keistermaxxing for 2 months.

by TDD (The Discharge Destroyer) April 27, 2024