reverse karma

When you're nice and karma, is the usual bitch you'd expect it to be.

Hey Mom, I just got home from the suburbs helping homeless people?

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You SOLD MY N64 COLLECTION?

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Reverse karma; works every time.

by Nice dude May 27, 2010

karmagisa

Only the best ship ever. The ship of the two known male characters in the anime Assassination Classroom. These two characters are Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. A known ship in the community which makes or break you. A sometimes confusing ship since in the anime a character known as Kayano Kaede was kissed by Nagisa. But some fight saying it wasn't a romantic kiss because of it's context behind the kiss. (Context was that Kaede was about to die from her tentacles due to bloodlust and Nagisa kissed her to stop it momentarily while their teacher could get the tentacles out without harm.)

Person A: If you don't ship Karmagisa then we can't be friends.
Person B: But Nagisa and Kaede were a canon ship!
Person A: Nagisa only kissed Kaede to stop her bloodlust!

by MialiaPia November 24, 2018

karmageddon

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.

Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!

by grailer August 6, 2008

karmic justice

When a random terrible thing happens to you because you did so many terrible things to other people.

Wow Julie got attacked by a dog? Well she did treat a lot of people badly, that's karmic justice for ya.

by NYNinja January 7, 2016

karma

Karma in simple words "is getting what you give" or reaping what you sow. There's good and bad karma but i think for you or anybody to really feel the effects of karma has to know what is right from wrong and people have a different ways of thinking and values. What might be right may be wrong to someone else, this is why life is confusing the negative force in the world cause us to question our purpose and why we are here if God is so good why do bad things have to happen. You can prevent bad karma by not associating with bad people or people who provoke you, because their toxicity can cause you to take it out on someone else usually someone that they feel is weak or if you are kindhearted person who doesn't have the heart to hurt someone it can drive you crazy slowly but surely to the point you'll lose it or think of suicide when it gets to be too much but most people turn to drugs or something else as an alternative to just ending their life. I would know cause if you stoop to their level and you know better you can bring bad on yourself. My mother toxicity caused me severe stress. And hanging around bad people you will begin to mimick them and do the things they do. So mediate, and be peaceful, and resilent but still stand up for yourself. You have to learn how to control your tongue and and anger, never fall prey to that eye for an eye trap. Your life will always be in a shaky state

John spit on a guy because the man called him a punk when he could have walked away so the next day someone spit in his face because John refused to talk to him when he said hello to him that's karma

by nhadsu August 30, 2012

Karmaval

When you have a particularly crappy day with no plans so you and a friend drive aimlessly and happen upon a local carnival. It is the worlds way of repaying you for the useless awful day you just had. Karma is giving you a Carnival.

Alicia: Why are there so many cars parked near that church?
Patty: I don't know... wait I see lights. OMG it is a carnival!
Alicia: I bet they have $1.50 Hot Dogs!!
Patty: And look! They have a giant slide!
Alicia: Wow! And to think we were just going to run around Wal Mart!
Patty: I know! Thank God for Karmaval!

by hotdawgs12 August 7, 2009

karmas on her period

when something undeservingly bad happens to you.

if you step in dog shit after you help an old lady across the street then karmas on her period.

by grindingnemo August 30, 2010