Kardashian

A person who runs directly into oncoming traffic, but tries to avoid being hit at the last second.

"Took many Kardashians will spoil the dash board of your car!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO August 15, 2023

Kardashian

A really rich dog!

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!

by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024

Kardashian

A really rich dog!

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!

by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024

Kardashian Kurse

The phenomena that occurs when a black man gets involved with any member of the female Kardashian clan, including the Jenner sisters, known side effects of said relationship are witnessed as a decline in the men's cognitive abilities and rapid deterioration in aforementioned men's career.

Confirmed Victims are known to be: Kanye West, Lamar Odom & Tyga.

Pending Victims: Travis Scott

Interestingly enough, the Kardashian Kurse appears to work in reverse when the Kardashian is a male, as witnessed by the lifetime L currently being held by Rob Kardashian.

Jay - Z: Goddamn!! When is Ye going to escape the Kardashian Kurse so he can finally release a good album, I can't make Watch the Throne 2 when he's like this!!

by Arcstriker September 25, 2017

Kardashian Commitment

Kardashian Commitment:

an insincere, temporary or fraudulent commitment to a long term goal without true intention of follow-through; a false commitment made for personal gain without intention of follow-though. Investors, Frauds and con men often make Kardashian Commitments.

Candidate Dufty made a Kardashian commitment to the disabled woman in promising to help get her a wheelchair. His staff later explained that with so many people standing around, Dufty couldn't say no. However, he regrets not being able to help as he was busy campaigning for the people.

by SocialKeith November 7, 2011

Kardashian Level Bitch

When someone is being so bitchy and stuck up that they remind you of a Kardashian.

Girl: Wow did you hear Kim's rant today?
Other girl: yeah, she was definitely on Kardashian Level Bitch

by jj_sillygoose April 26, 2014

Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

by FroomAJ November 2, 2011