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anti jordan poole effect

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.
by Minkyballz February 19, 2023
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Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away!

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence
Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.
by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011
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whatsup my jordan

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch
boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee
by alaiyah April 3, 2021
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michael jordan

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.
1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.
by yawn February 6, 2004
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scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"
by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010
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Michael Jordanism

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
by bullstown4life June 15, 2010
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Michael B Jordan

A sexy actor too old for me. As a heart aching smile, and I mustache that would put Santa to shame😍
“Oh did you hear, Michael B Jordan is SUPER juicy
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