The Disney Channel show that depicts a fake life of the uber-losers, The Jonas Brothers. Although semi-good looking, no amount of Disney "comedy" can save the trio from the obvious downfall that is about to occur anytime soon. The show is not funny, overdramatic, and really, really, REALLY lame.
Do not watch.
Do not watch.
I can't believe Disney let me down like that. I will never watch JONAS again. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life.
by GGMM June 16, 2009
A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.
by pianokid54 August 4, 2010
A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.
by B33R Train March 6, 2010
A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.
by COG_BlackMamba June 19, 2018
Jona, is mostely understanding and the best listener. He is a really determined person, who always lost his self in his dreams. But he does everything to make his dreams come true. He takes care of his friends as if they were his family. If you have a Jona in your life you don’t have to worry about bad feelings and being sad, because he will always make you smiling. He is an introvert but everybody likes him because of his mysterious behavior.
Jona: Hi how are you?
Friend of Jona: Not that good, my my driving lesson was bad, I’m to dumb for everything
Jona: Don’t be so hard on your self. I practice that with you. We’ll get it sorted out.
The Friend of Jona got a bright smile.
Friend of Jona: Not that good, my my driving lesson was bad, I’m to dumb for everything
Jona: Don’t be so hard on your self. I practice that with you. We’ll get it sorted out.
The Friend of Jona got a bright smile.
by Ivy_y November 22, 2021
1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu February 19, 2008