Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

by hannahavana November 1, 2020

Jonah

he cool
he cool
he cool

He just cool
jonah

by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019

Jonah

Jonah is the sweetest and most honest person you will ever meet. Even if he disappears over the rainbow, you’d better go looking for him. Jonah is funny and loves to joke around with his friends. He will never tell a lie and never cheat on anything, especially his girl. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves her as much as the moon loves the stars.

Jonah is a friend that you’d love to call a brother. He is helpful and is never embarrassed by being himself! Jonah’s are sporty and creative, overall a great guy to be around.

If you get ahold of a Jonah in your life, don’t let him go!

Mary: “Man, look at that guy go! He looks so confident!”
Elenor: “Yeah, that’s Jonah! He’s the best!”

by Horsesandorcasforever October 7, 2018

Jonah

Usually a pussy, but has some of the best memes you can find.

Jonah won’t do the job but he’ll get the memes instead.

by Wowidbns July 1, 2019

johnathan davis

n. A pretty cool dude. He kinda sold out and started getting repetitious, but was good in his prime. May come back. I dunno, I don't really care anymore. JD had an fresh style, with the Puma, Adidas, and Pony gear, and even fresher music. Maybe he can save himself from getting too stale.

John Davis was one ill white boy in the day, I think he could come back if he makes some new, fresh jams and quits selling his Scottish ass out. I believe in you JD, I don't give a shit if a bunch a whities think you suck ass, my boys got ur back

by Jam Master J April 16, 2006

jonah marshall

A character from Mandela catalogue V2 and a BPS worker.

Person 1: i hate jonah marshall from tmc v2!
person 2: stfu he’s the best

by blkcloudstt June 16, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is the most amazing guy you could ever talk to or meet. He will make you laugh for hours on end. He's wonderful but doesn't believe it when you tell him so. He has awesome eyes and hair. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a major bookworm. He is very sweet and nice but notice how sweet he actually is. The thought of never talking to him again crushes your heart.

Jenny: I'm so in love with him!
Sarah: what's he like?
Jenny: he's a Jonah!
Sarah: wow never let him go!

by Awkwardness:P August 12, 2011