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The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.
Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."
johanphobia by 1234supp June 12, 2013
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johanna
This name can be spelled many different ways but it means: (God is gracious).
It can be spelled 'Johana', 'Joanna', or 'Joana'
Nicknames for this name:
Joey, Jo, Jo-Jo, Annie, Hanna, Joanne, Anna, Jody, Jodi, Ana, Ona
You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.
It can be spelled 'Johana', 'Joanna', or 'Joana'
Nicknames for this name:
Joey, Jo, Jo-Jo, Annie, Hanna, Joanne, Anna, Jody, Jodi, Ana, Ona
You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.
" Johanna is very fun and optimistic!"
johanna by Joey_ Rocks April 13, 2016
Johannah
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and intelligent. Johannah is very spontaneous and can always brighten up a room when needed . She may be hurting on the inside but she will always find a way to make you smile. She might take a while to warm up to you but once she has it will make all the difference. Johannah isn't only trusting, funny, attractive and spontaneous but she is also truthful, you might not want to hear what she says but when you do you'll understand why you have a Johannah.
Johanna
An amazing person who is intelligent, hard-working, and extremely beautiful. She is an outstanding person but does not know it.
Johanna by AnonymousZ123451242123 October 10, 2011