Jizzmopper

A person whom is magnetically attracted to & absourbs any semen within a 1 mile radius ,& has no control or choice over the accumulation ingested inside that person's orfice s.

When the breeze is around, it blows all the semen in town right at that jizzmopper

by Squachy September 11, 2025

Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

jizmop

Cloth or tissue used to clear up jizz

"There were no tissues by the bed so I had to use my pants as a jizmop."

by Schpongbot May 26, 2014

Jizzmoidal

Something that looks so good, it makes you blow your load.

Peter: Bruce, check out the blonde in the hallway
Bruce: Thats jizzmoidal
Ryan: Get over here....
Mark: Gday guys
Ryan: oh fuck.

by FOF382 September 2, 2014

Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

by norTnoJ January 24, 2017

jizzopause

The male equivalent of menopause. Essentially, it's when a dude gets old and stops having nocturnal emissions. Cream dreams.

"Dude, I dreamed of that hot waitress we saw last week and blew my load......I guess I haven't hit jizzopause yet."

by Woogitface May 30, 2019

Jizzmonia

The ammonia like smell associated with a jizz soaked towel or tissue or sock.

Eww.... I woke up to the smell of jizzmonia because the jizz towel was so close to my head.

by Imaginarium9 December 27, 2020