Carl The Jexican

A Jewish Mexican from Arizona. A variety streamer on twitch and has mild autism, depression, diabetes and anxiety as well as and 9 toes from his amputation. Tries his best to make you smile or laugh every time he's live. Nicknamed Good Guy Alpha Male True Jexican Hentai Loving Swole boi Carl.

That Carl The Jexican is a great guy (:

by Kazarny February 27, 2020

jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.

"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"

by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007

jexevely

Jexevely is a very nice person will do anything for them loves turtles in the world is very friendly with EVERYONE has a best friend that is he Ride or die these mans think they can have her but she is the hardest to get has short brown hair and has a family that loves her but can be mean half the time even her brother

Bestie:did u see him he said he liked u

Jexevely:aghhh they need to stop and go talk to someone else they can go to my bing bing jeez

Bestie:ok I’ll tell them noooo mkkkk

by Diva u know who it is yassss May 20, 2018

Jexa

jexa meaning joker sum1 hus funny

dat bois a top jexa ya get mi

by xx_rude gal_xx February 1, 2005

Jexxx

a person who is a complete genius, but also a cool dude, who is of course, loved by all those by the name lewis

Man 1: Woah did you see that Jexxx girl? She's totally loved by that Lewis guy!

by lewismac March 23, 2010

Jexin'

To hangout/chill with your squad/close friends

Mikey and Lauren are always Jexin'

by Polo' September 24, 2014

Jexi

To return attention to ones self by thinking up a problem/illness/whatever else to essentially one up your friend who may have just explained a problem they are having. It's extremely piss irritating attention seeking behaviour. You then text another friend to let them know that person is pulling a jexi (include lots of eye rolling emojis)

Friend 1: 'Dude I have a splinter'
Friend 2:'Yeah but I have a cut and I'm pretty sure my arm is gonna fall off'

Friend 1 text to a different friend: 'Mate she totally pulled a jexi and there's nothing wrong with her'

by Giraffe_1993 June 13, 2016