When Karen's son won the hockey game, she felt as though she was ready to grab the stick and score a goal herself. She's a real jocasta mom.
by Stronggrrrrl July 12, 2018
Get the Jocasta mug.Being a JCat means you are dedicated and obsessed with the British band Union J. If you are a JCat you'll know that George is the cute one, JJ is the dumb one, Josh is the weird one and Jaymi is the sassy one.
JCats can be cute, but if you insult one of their boys they will kill you. They are especially protective of George as he's like a baby and he is just fucking adorable, although we would actually love to have sex with him and all of them.
Yes, JCat is a cheesy name but we don't care because we're cute and better than you.
Also to be in the fandom you'd have to accept that yes, Jaymi is gay, the boys have a random liking to the hobby of twerking, mostly George, Josh has better eyebrows than you, George looks like Miranda Crosgrove, they are absolute freaks of nature and Josh has a twitter for his cat Oreo and pretends it's the cat that actually types the stuff.
Other than that, the boys adore their JCats and are always thanking them and telling them how much they love them, so come join the fandom!
JCats can be cute, but if you insult one of their boys they will kill you. They are especially protective of George as he's like a baby and he is just fucking adorable, although we would actually love to have sex with him and all of them.
Yes, JCat is a cheesy name but we don't care because we're cute and better than you.
Also to be in the fandom you'd have to accept that yes, Jaymi is gay, the boys have a random liking to the hobby of twerking, mostly George, Josh has better eyebrows than you, George looks like Miranda Crosgrove, they are absolute freaks of nature and Josh has a twitter for his cat Oreo and pretends it's the cat that actually types the stuff.
Other than that, the boys adore their JCats and are always thanking them and telling them how much they love them, so come join the fandom!
"We love our JCats, they mean so much to us. We love you!"
"Does Taylor Swift have a beard?"
"A cabbage."
"Probably the sugar babes."
"Guys, let's twerk!"
"Oops! Monkeys don't swear!"
"Union J, the J stands for jackets..."
"Winner winner, chicken dinner!"
"I'm JJ and I like to ride ponys."
"And everyone was going, where's Josh, where's Josh? Where was he? Sitting on the toilet playing Pokemon."
"The wheels on the bus go round and round."
"Your our Union Jamily."
"Does Taylor Swift have a beard?"
"A cabbage."
"Probably the sugar babes."
"Guys, let's twerk!"
"Oops! Monkeys don't swear!"
"Union J, the J stands for jackets..."
"Winner winner, chicken dinner!"
"I'm JJ and I like to ride ponys."
"And everyone was going, where's Josh, where's Josh? Where was he? Sitting on the toilet playing Pokemon."
"The wheels on the bus go round and round."
"Your our Union Jamily."
by UnionJamily March 19, 2013
Get the JCat mug.Moderator at pbreview, as well as Turambar. Although he is less stingy on thread closings, if the job calls for it, he will issue lockdown.
Loves the Scifi channel to the borderline of having couch fibers integrate into his buttox.
Sometimes refered to 'old timer', however, Killer Kat still claims that title.
Loves the Scifi channel to the borderline of having couch fibers integrate into his buttox.
Sometimes refered to 'old timer', however, Killer Kat still claims that title.
When is Jaster going to change his bomb avitar? its not like ive ever seen him go apenuts on someone.
OMG?! Are you a member of the Jaster Fanclub?
OMG?! Are you a member of the Jaster Fanclub?
by llSmithll October 27, 2004
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Get the Jasterbate mug.The lead singer from Hatebreed and also the host of MTV2's "Headbangers Ball".
Has been known to be a huge sell-out and is also a nepotist when it comes to bands he plays on the show, and by in large plays his friends' videos, the same thing Rob Zombie was supposedly ousted from the host job on HBB for doing the year before Jasta got his job
He is often seen wearing shirts of bands he claimed to dislike only a week or two before, and saying they are his favorite band. Some say it is because they pay him handsomely. Others say he is just a geek who tries to hard to be one of the "cool kids", so to speak.
Whatever the reason, it can be said that Jamey Jasta is MTV2's Monkey Boy and and that unless he gets a clue, he will end up another Riki Rachtman, with no career and only being remembered as being a humongous ass-kisser that liked crappy bands
Has been known to be a huge sell-out and is also a nepotist when it comes to bands he plays on the show, and by in large plays his friends' videos, the same thing Rob Zombie was supposedly ousted from the host job on HBB for doing the year before Jasta got his job
He is often seen wearing shirts of bands he claimed to dislike only a week or two before, and saying they are his favorite band. Some say it is because they pay him handsomely. Others say he is just a geek who tries to hard to be one of the "cool kids", so to speak.
Whatever the reason, it can be said that Jamey Jasta is MTV2's Monkey Boy and and that unless he gets a clue, he will end up another Riki Rachtman, with no career and only being remembered as being a humongous ass-kisser that liked crappy bands
"Tonight, on "The Ball", we have our good friends Korn, who will be on for the 9000th time. We will be talking abour Corn Flakes, enemas and the birth of Jonathan's chihuahua! Everything but the music!"- Jamey Jasta
by Chani K. July 26, 2006
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"Jenny wrote a blog post about her kids, and the first comment she got was about a reader's newly discovered Oedipal complex. It's Jocasta's Law in action."
by GRSkeptics February 9, 2010
Get the Jocasta's Law mug.The fans of union j (a british boygroup) are called jcats. People who say ''You're fan and I'm a jcat'' are actually wrong because a fan and jcat are the same,but jcat sounds just really cringey and cheesy. You're are not better than other people when you call yourself a jcat. So for the cheesy carrots out there who are thirsty for retweets A FAN AND A JCAT ARE THE SAME but the fandom is really lovely not that big so many people know eachother there is ofcourse sometimes stupid drama but we get through it everytime TOGETHER WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER BLABLA we're bad bitches yo yo yo choo choo luff u all we got that british swag.
Girl : DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT BOYGROUP
Girl : YES THEY'RE SEXGODS !!!!!!
Girl : Rt if you're a jcat and not a fan
Girl : do you need some water?
Girl : YES THEY'RE SEXGODS !!!!!!
Girl : Rt if you're a jcat and not a fan
Girl : do you need some water?
by imanotafanimajcatyolo December 15, 2012
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