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Moderator at pbreview, as well as Turambar. Although he is less stingy on thread closings, if the job calls for it, he will issue lockdown.
Loves the Scifi channel to the borderline of having couch fibers integrate into his buttox.
Sometimes refered to 'old timer', however, Killer Kat still claims that title.
When is Jaster going to change his bomb avitar? its not like ive ever seen him go apenuts on someone.

OMG?! Are you a member of the Jaster Fanclub?
Jaster by llSmithll October 27, 2004
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A beautiful couple who is in a beautiful relationship. They love eachover dearly and are two shy to open up to eachover because they are dead dumbasses
Jaster by Jaster Innit November 30, 2018
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Prison Jester 

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.
A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.
Prison Jester by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020
Jayster is a nickname for a woman named Jackie. A Fine Ass Woman who knows how to treat, please, and satisify any Man lucky enough to cum into contact with her on an intimate level. She has a killer sexy smile, beautiful soft and healthy hair that u just wanna run ur fingers thru as she pleasures you day in and day out.She has perfect , volumptuous size breasts that youd die for just to get a glimse of; the kind of breasts that you cud masterbate to at any time of the day just by thinking about them. She has an ASS that makes you wanna get lost in forever, its so big and perfectly shaped. And last but not least, she has the cookie of a Goddess im sure, and is no match for any mortal man except that of a man with a cock thats so mighty and rock hard that it tames her into a sex driven beast that wants to constantly be drilled, day in and day out. Jayster is undoubtedly my fantasy and best dream EVER!!
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Jayster by 777geez September 4, 2013

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.
That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.
jesterhead by Keith75 April 16, 2008

Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
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the worst thing to happen to tv
if i saw the jamster ceo i would gank the fuck out of him
jamster by jamesmc August 28, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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