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A fight that is caused purely because of drinking too much Jager (which makes people angry and is actually a truth serum.) The fight is even worse if a person falls asleep after having too much Jager, and then is woken up. Usually people don't even remember the Jager Fights.
"What did you guys do after the bar last night"
"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"
"Oh man, we went home and got into a huge Jager Fight"
by Rebecca L March 4, 2008
Get the Jager Fight mug.The Jagerphone is a cellular phone made out of a Jager bottle. It's signal strength depends on how much Jager is left, therefore the less there is in the bottle the harder it becomes to hear the other end of the line. When you run out of signal it's generally at this point in time that the owner upgrades which involves a run to the nearest Jagerphone provider at any liquor store nationwide. The Jagerphone is popular amongst drunkards and college students as the preferred means of communication
(1) My Jagerphone is full of signal
(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
(2)Can you hear me on the Jagerphone on your phone which is on the other side of the Jagerphone that I am screaming into so you can hear on your phone?
by Jagerphone user April 6, 2010
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To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson
To break a Jager secret is to break all trust between bro's
The phrase popularised by Ron Swanson
by TheChieftan June 16, 2011
Get the Jager Secret mug.Twilight vampire who is often forgotten but is equally as sexy as Edward Cullen. How can undead, chivalrous, Southern vampires get hotter? Team Jasper!
History teacher: Tiffany, what is the most important part of the Civil War?
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
Tiffany: Jasper Hale's entrance and rise as the sexiest soldier ever!
History Teacher: Indeed! He IS sexy as Hale! Very good example!
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