reverse sloppy jalopy

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.

My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy

by Kiss me quick August 4, 2019

Floppy Jalopy

A derogatory term which can be used in place of "erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, I went to the doctor to get my floppy jalopy checked out, and they put me on Levitra."

by submison February 22, 2009

Jalopomy

A generic term to describe any noun that might be in rough to bad condition, or something of no worth. When used properly, the term is a replacement for the actual brand name of the item.

Person 1: Hey, what kind of bike is that?
Person 2: It's a stink'n Jalopomy!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A Huffy you idiot. I got it at K-mart.

by MacGordon July 18, 2004

jalong

black male with a huge penis

taylor adams was getting some jalong last night with three niggahs just chillin in the room.

by niggahhnick March 3, 2011

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 28, 2003

floppy jallopy

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.

I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

by Code the man with a Chode March 10, 2004

jahlon

Awesome, handsome ,really good on the field.

We are going to win because Jahlon Is here

by hufdrghbnehgs May 26, 2017