Jamoke

A clumsy loser incapable of performing normal human tasks

Dude that was a jamoke move

by Jmoneysavage749 August 7, 2019

Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

Jmoney

Jmoney is a hofo sho. Hes a fighter he took down some great legends like hoogie fucker and publes porta. An up and coming rapper with a dick like a fucking polor bear.

kristi: Did you see Jmoney in altoona again fight pubeless porta.

brandi: Fuck yea he was fully erect the intire time. His Dick reminded me of a polor bear...

Big Dick Jmoney hoogie fucker pubeless porta herpies beat down raper polar bear

by brandi girl-perv November 27, 2009

javone

a self centered, self worshiping, stubborn, independent, communicably inapt bastard who believes he gets less than he deserves. Hes a womanizer he'll use you for sex. BUT he has a big dick.

friend: so are you and javone a couple or what?

you: no, can't get over him cause he just keeps fucking me. Hard.

by jamakemeyobean May 21, 2011

Jamon

An awesome, absolutely hilarious kid who is in a band called The Silence. He posts these extremely entertaining videos in Youtube, totally check them out. They are so funny. Do the fishy face! Do the fishy faceeee!

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Jamon in that video teaching you how sing screamo?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Dude, that cracked me up!"

Guy 1: "I know, right!?"

by Buttman456 September 27, 2009

Jamon

Spanish word for "ham."

Me gustan jamon y huevos.

by Queso King September 23, 2004

Jamonesque

Qualities of a massive dumb fucking chicken shit that is not only a menace to society but a detriment to it. It leeches off of those who consider it a friend, only to later carelessly discard them for other, more juicier sources of sustenance. This word is used to describe one who can pubstomp in COD, but lacks real feelings or empathy. Loves the N word.

"You're acting like a Jamonesque bitch right now"
"This mf is playing with my heart so Jamonesquely fr fr"
"Fuck this Jamonesque bitch"

by Lockesthenes November 6, 2022