Jackalacken

Definition 1: A zoomer that looks for the most recent hot most talked about games to go pro in.

Definition 2: You will find him playing multiplayer only games (still hasn't beaten Halo: Reach legendary PepeHands).

Definition 3: Takes 30 minutes to figure out how to damage a hunter in Halo: Reach let a lone kill it (even 6 year old Cab00se figured it out within 5 minutes).

Definition 4: Gremlin

Definition 1 example: "Valorant will be my game. Just like Overwatch which was suppose to be my game...."

Definition 2 example:

Cab00se: "Finish Halo: Reach legendary."

Jackalacken: "I'm playing CS:GO to prepare for Valorant."

Cab00se: PepeHands

Definition 3 example:"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KILL THIS THING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" He didn't know PepeLaugh

Definition 4 example: "Don't feed at midnight."

by Cab00seWasTaken March 7, 2020

JackSucksAtLife

Jack is a youtuber who uses floppy discs to play games on a PC and uses windows vista. He abused Wikipedia articles and made a diss track on a kid that is probably a 10 year old. He recently choked on a kazoo because he has a peanut brain.

JackSucksAtLife - The Reality Of Being Popular But Still Trash. (This Is A Joke)

by PheonixAndHisOfficialMeanings May 26, 2020

Jacksnake

When a redneck needs a verb but can't think of a real verb, they use jacksnake.

I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you.

by Ganononom November 6, 2020

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

jackback

An episode of LOST that is Jack-centric.

"Dammit! ANOTHER jackback this week?

by skc107 June 20, 2007

Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.

What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.

by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

Jackattack

When a woman over 30 sexually attacks you.

I was Jackattacked by this hot ass lady last night.

by Shufflufagus September 9, 2010