Attempting to mask body odor with extreme amounts of cologne, but instead results in an unpleasant mixture of aromas.
I was running late this morning, and didn't have time to take a real shower, so I took an Iraqi shower.
by rhami October 17, 2008
Get the Iraqi shower mug.The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009
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Get the operation iraqi freedom mug.Sleeping as much as possible to pass time so as to avoid a bad situation.
Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Originated from US Marines stationed in Iraq.
Man, fuck this place. If you need me, I'll be using the Iraqi time-machine. Wake me when it's time to go home.
by SomeDude0311 October 11, 2011
Get the Iraqi Time-Machine mug.Irish, Mexican, and Asian! The most badass combination ofc. If you don’t know what this means your #lame
by Brookebuldge October 30, 2019
Get the Irasican mug.The act of putting on a turban, putting both legs behind your head and shitting on the face of your lover, while screaming the Iraqi National anthem and cutting off her head.
“Hey how were things with Susan last night “
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
“Great I gave her the Iraqi pretzel”
“Wow I bet that was messy”
by Mrtickleman October 3, 2019
Get the The Iraqi Pretzel mug.n. Tiny creatures found in the desert. Generally gregarious, sometimes to the point of annoyance. Infatuated with American Soldiers. Speaks arabic and usually english, fluent in all english curse words and insults due to hours spent emulating Soldiers. Easily identified by the sound "mista, mista."
Iraqi child 1: mista, mista, mista, mista, MISTA, mista, mista, MISTA!!!!!
Soldier: I see you, chill the fuck out. What do you want.
Iraqi child 1: (perplexed, attemps phrase in broken english) Chill the fuck out???
*exit soldier, enter another random Iraqi child.
Iraqi child1: chill the fuck out.
OR
Soldier 1: How was your mission?
Soldier 2: It was alright, I taught some Iraqi children the lyrics to Gin and Juice.
Soldier: I see you, chill the fuck out. What do you want.
Iraqi child 1: (perplexed, attemps phrase in broken english) Chill the fuck out???
*exit soldier, enter another random Iraqi child.
Iraqi child1: chill the fuck out.
OR
Soldier 1: How was your mission?
Soldier 2: It was alright, I taught some Iraqi children the lyrics to Gin and Juice.
by firestarter6 February 4, 2009
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