iLone

When you find yourself among other people glued to their iPhones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call.

Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 3: ...
Guy 4: Damnit, would you stop playing Angry Birds already? You make me feel so iLone...
Guy 2 pings Guy3: lolz, what a loser Oo

by scubadiver March 11, 2011

iPhone Dump Factor

Adding an extra 10-12 minutes to the standard bathroom "sit-down" time of an iPhone user.

-Man, can we leave now? Steve's been in the shitter for 25 minutes.

-What do you expect? Add the iPhone Dump Factor. He'll be farming for another 15.

by Doctor Ew October 21, 2010

iPhone

A $600 paperweight.

Did you see my iPhone?

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

Sent from my iPhone

When a person sends an email out from his/her iPhone, this message come with the email. It is a strategy Apple uses so more people will buy iPhone because they are jealous of this amazing sentence that comes at the end of every email. It makes the email look high class.

Email:

Don't forget the meeting is at 7:00 PM tomorrow!

Sent from my iPhone

Reader:
I want an iPhone...

by AnusFaceDSP January 25, 2011

iphone smart

Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.

1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."

2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."

2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."

by 44SHRED June 29, 2009

iPhone Hugger

A person who always carries his/her iPhone and possibly sleeps with it and always talks about how (s)he can't imagine a life with an iPhone.

Here we are at the event horizon of the human history and what have we become: bunch of lovesick, ADHD, iPhone huggers.

by firstcomet February 17, 2010

iPhone name

The name of the person asked for by everyone who calls on your new iPhone. The people calling are typically bill collectors, loan sharks, used car dealers, angry relatives or desperate tweakers who are all looking for the loser who had that number before you but couldn’t afford the data plan and all those purchases from iTunes and the App Store that really started to add up after a while.

Just a sec, I've got to take this.

Trevor? No, you've got the wrong number...
Who am I? I'm not Trevor. Who are you? I just got this phone; I don't know any Trevor!

Sorry, apparently my iPhone name is Trevor.

by Alfetta159 April 23, 2011