Instadad

*Noun

Someone who is immediately placed into the social media roll of a child who is not their own. They do not mind such attention as they have regressed from their werewolf like facial

and eye slant complexion. Now awarded with such a rushed opportunity the instadad defies the odds and checks all boxes to achieve.

He became an instadad over night.

by Instamom April 30, 2023

Instagraddict

Someone who is constantly or persistently on Instagram.

We're taking our daughter's phone away because we're concerned that she may be an instagraddict.

by The Sustain Pedal November 30, 2023

fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.

by balubhog March 28, 2025

Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

This phrase derives from the fact that urban dictionary's text editor is far superior to it's fellow editor, which is why I, an intellect much prefer the former choice.

We here using Urban Dictionary in stead of Microsoft Word to Make Essays

I am better than you because i use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

Yall amatuers need to grow up and use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

by KayrunJaavice May 6, 2019

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa...

When google corrects u for the millionth time

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa... oof

by MelonPanda January 5, 2021

ask gabby instead

Gabby is equivalent to a whole. Fuck you rick ask her instead of me since you think she's hotter. die.

_ is a bitch and likes someone named Gabby who is a nasty whore.

Ask Gabby instead she's a dumbass.

by katiedatrealbitch January 20, 2022

good present instead of that shitty

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by xxenext December 27, 2021