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Instagram Edits

Usually includes badass moments from a character, as well as photos, and clips that are in tune with the short played song.

These can also be emotional that it can end up leading the viewer shook, after watching.
I'm on Adderall whenever I watch Instagram Edits, so it can feel more euphoric.
by EazieWeezie December 7, 2018
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insta-lurking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.
Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.
by Jackthebossdudebro January 19, 2016
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Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.
I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.
by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009
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Instacart

A grocery delivery service where some stranger drives to your house with the groceries you order on it.
I need some stuff but I have to take care of my grandma for the day. I'll just Instacart it.
by legal4s April 14, 2021
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InstaBitch

A person on Instagram who is only interested in their own follower gain. Usually narcissistic teenage girls who secretly think they'll be the next Kylie Jenner.
Jane: I'm gonna follow this fake whore so she'll follow me, then I'll unfollow her and hope that dumb bitch doesn't find out.

Jane is the example of an Instabitch.
by YoungRichGod April 14, 2016
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Instacrap

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!
by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016
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Instagram Whore

A person who acts ignorant because he/she has more followers than other people. There a snob and can't find any other way to spend daddy's money than to use it to buy the best phone for nip slips and other stupid ways of getting attention. Because people wouldn't pay attention otherwise. They usually have ass and boob implants because they hate their vagina. They also love songs like let me take a selfie. One of the most repetitive songs the only lyrics being the title name.
"Omg did you see that phone that just came out? Ima use for Instagram. Omg totes gonna become famous.......uhhh retweet......hashtag..........uhhhhhh....I eat chipotle everyday. "Your a Instagram whore"
by The undying truth of the web October 11, 2015
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