insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason

"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"

by kendra_123 January 7, 2010

Insta grind

Posting a lot of Instagram photos at the same time

I just looked on Instagram and she posted 5 photos in a row she is on an insta grind

by Dictionary12344321 December 20, 2013

Instagram whore/ Insta Thot

A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..

Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.

by Your friendly hater April 8, 2017

insta-cashed

when one torches a bowl

Eric Jones insta-cashed the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman August 23, 2010

insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.

"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."

by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007

instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

Instabrag

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"

Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!

by cvboom April 8, 2013