Bob's Your information Minister

A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.

You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.

by CB jeebee September 10, 2008

Informative murder porn

True crime shows used primarily by middle aged couples to get aroused. This phrase was coined by South Park in the season 17 episode of the same name.

Randy:"What is Minecraft, and how do you tame a horse in it?"
Stan:"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
Randy:"Oh come on! You can't block your parents from watching informative murder porn!"

by Fractured but Whole October 24, 2017

InfoEater

a mentally retarded 30 year old (hey, look at the name info eater..... what the fuck kinda name is that??) who still plays cs and is head to a nazi clan called N|N

N00blet: Ah shit i died!
InfoEater: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
N00blet: uh, were sorta playing a killing game... swaring doesn't matter that much
InfoEater: THATS IT IM RAPING YOUR CHILDREN AND BANNING YOU

by Everyonewhohatesnn May 11, 2003

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

ingore

(v.) To solve a problem by ignoring it until it goes away

"Karen wanted me to walk her dog - so I ghosted her until she found someone else. Problem ingored."

by aplapl June 24, 2022

Infomercialist

Someone who does infomercials for a living. Has an extremely loud and almost annoying voice, but can sell goods on TV like a fiend.

Billy Mays (RIP) is the all time legendary Infomercialist

by Billy hopstopper October 13, 2009

information bankruptcy

When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.

Bill formatted his hard drive and declared "information bankruptcy"

by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009