hypocardriac

When someone thinks something is going wrong with the car just because they heard a thump and it never processed that you could've just ran over a bunny.

man, mike's such a hypocardriac, he hit a squirell and turned right into a mr. auto

by Xbox79 May 21, 2011

hypochondria meniscus

something you can say to sound like a genius

fetus deletus!
uterus sportacus!
hypochondria meniscus!

by FlashlightMemelord February 1, 2018

Hypogundriac

Someone who has an unhealthy obsession with guns, their function, specific design, subtleties, history, civilian and military usage, ammunition, etc.

Steve's an OK guy, but don't bring up the Second Amendment or he'll quickly turn into a hypogundriac.

by DrewinMadtown January 10, 2019

Hypochondriasis

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.

Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!

by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021

Hypochondria

A common symptom of anxiety, hypochondria is an odd condition characterized by being excessively paranoid about your health. People with hypochondria (hypochondriacs) often freak out when they exhibit symptoms that even slightly mimic a deadly (or potentially deadly) disease in any form, leading to a generally reduced quality of life.

Hypochondria should not be confused with thanatophobia, the fear of death, although they often coexist.

Despite the negative consequences it has, people with hypochondria often live longer because they usually adopt very healthy lifestyles to avoid falling ill and are much quicker to seek medical attention when something seems off. Though it often turns out to be nothing when they do, the saying goes that even a broken block is right twice a day.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

hypocuntdriac

Someone who is a hypochondriac but is a cunt about, also known as a Shelia

"Did you hear about Shelia saying she needs a pacemaker? What a hypocuntdriac."

by SquishT February 23, 2026