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hyperliaison

A total bottom, in both the sexual and intellectual sense, who was born to be shit on, pissed on, and kicked around by the hyperboss, primarily via telecommunication. Although it may appear that the hyperboss extracts some type of ego-driven pleasure from the relationship, it is actually the hyperliaison who benefits most from the psychic butt sex.
amy asked if you were my boyfriend or just a friend

and i said "that's my hyperliaison"
and she smiled and said "oooooh"
by hyperboss October 3, 2005
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Hyperkinesis

Hyperkinesis is the ability to always perform an action with one hundred percent precision or accuracy. This ability supposedly originates in the human brain, in that way it is similar to telekinesis.

Hyperkinesis applies to any action that involves some kind of motion or movement.
Examples of hyperkinesis:

1. A sniper who is able to always hit his target with one hundred percent accuracy despite impossible distances and environmental factors such as wind.
2. Someone who is able to fire a gun and have the bullet ricochet off multiple surfaces but still hit the intended target indirectly.
3. A basketball player who is always able to make a perfect full-court shot.
4. Someone who is always able to hit the bullseye when throwing darts
5. In freerunning or parkour, always accurately judging where to place your feet or how far to jump never making any mistakes.
by TurtleMountain June 29, 2016
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Hypering

When you're really mediocre at COD/CS but you want to have good stats so you VPN to an easier server and hope that nobody notices.
Yo, I was hypering last night and got a 5-9 K-D on the normal servers right after.
by Truthdoctah April 12, 2022
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hyperbolink

A combination of hyperbole and hyperlink -- used by screaming advertisers and extreme media to refer you to their website. "For more information on the Abdominatrix sexercise toy, please visit our website..."
"Our local TV news is staggeringly shallow -- they don't have time to cover anything in depth, but they back it up with great hyperbolinks."
by Echolaliababy March 8, 2009
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Hyperlip

A condition in which lips begin to move at hyperspeed to spread gossip.
Misty activated her hyperlip to spread gossip about what she heard at the hairdresser.
by SimplyJustice March 12, 2010
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Hypolink

The use of a hyperlink in an article you have written that doesn't actually go anywhere, in an attempt to make the article look well researched.
Superman has appeared in crossovers with lots of other characters, such as Superman VS Freddie VS Jason, seen in this Hypolink - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_vs._Freddy_vs._Jason
by Ham_Sandwich123 October 17, 2010
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hyperliminal

A message, idea, or statement that is clearly aware to the conscious but is expressed or acknowledged in a subliminal fashion.
Hyperliminal, this is a strange word, written for people reading, urban dictionary

(read only the first 2 words after a comma)
by JohnyJit June 3, 2010
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