Howard

Wife is a whole lot of fun..

Damn Howard’s wife has mad body’s on her…

by Wooooohoooooo June 14, 2025

Howard Wolowitz

Howard Wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white Jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj from the hit sitcom, The Big Bang Theory (Woo!). He coined the term "Dance with no pants" and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. He only has a masters degree, which makes him "lesser" than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.

Howard's Mother: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"

Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.

Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."

Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."

by VampyKat17 October 25, 2012

Howard the Alien

A series of Youtube videos and remixes often depicting a metallic animated alien dancing to Lil Uzi Vert's song called Money Longer, Often in these videos its a subtle but medium amount of ear rape often barely enough to tingle your ear drums to an extent where it feels extremely satisfying

Woah Tony over there is doing a Howard the Alien?! Look at the way he dances to it, Hes like a unit

by 󠀀 July 17, 2018

howard schultz

The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.

Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City

Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.

by Diiesel August 22, 2011

howard the duck

The saddest excuse of a marvel superhero

Howard the Duck is a shitty superhero

by FireMyBoss November 25, 2016

Howard High School

The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.

Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"

After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"

by howarder September 27, 2011

Howard Moon

One of the characters from 'The Mighty Boosh'. He spans all the genres - from jazz playing to writing. His real name is Julian Barratt.
He's part of a duo with Vince Noir (real name= Noel Fielding). They do almost everything together. Wouldn't surprise me to know they shower together. They're not gay together though.

He does not only play the character of 'Howard Moon'. An example of another character that he has played in the Mighty Boosh includes the Sandman.

"I'm Howard Moon. I span all genres. I move between the genres."

"I'll come at you like a Northern Bullet. They call me Johnny Bullets."

by ilovethemightyboosh August 25, 2009